Oh dear. You've conjured up images that are truly nightmarish. The complainers [shudder]. Where's my emotional support crocodile when I need it.

So glad the British have a police force that protects the world from those scary hurtful complainers... and the mean tweets too.

On another note, I need to buy more contracts on the millstone futures market. I think it's going to have a real boom in the coming year or two.

Oh dear. You've conjured up images that are truly nightmarish. The complainers [shudder]. Where's my emotional support crocodile when I need it.

So glad the British have a police force that protects the world from those scary hurtful complainers... and the mean tweets too.