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At some future time, a star wars reboot will occur. It will sum up the totality of the star wars releases occurring after episode 3 ( and yes episodes 1-3 weren't great, but they also weren't woke either, so they get to stay in cannon) as a fever induced night terror caused by some really bad rootleaf stew that Jedi Master Yoda ate for dinner on Dagobah.

In this way, all the crap that came out post 2005 will be pushed aside with a single force driven bowl cleanse by Yoda. We will get real sequels for episode 7-9, the star wars universe will be able to continue with quality writing, quality actors, and directors who actually care about keeping the universe clean of the latest fads in pop culture. There will be zero woke / dei bs forced down the audience throat.

90 days ago
1 score
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At some future time, a star wars reboot will occur. It will sum up the totality of the star wars releases occurring after episode 3 ( and yes episodes 1-3 weren't great, but they also weren't woke either, so they get to stay in cannon) as a fever induced night terror caused by some really bad rootleaf stew that he ate for dinner on Dagobah.

In this way, all the crap that came out post 2005 will be pushed aside with a single force driven bowl cleanse by master yoda. We will get real sequels for episode 7-9, the star wars universe will be able to continue with quality writing, quality actors, and directors who actually care about keeping the universe clean of the latest fads in pop culture. There will be zero woke / dei bs forced down the audience throat.

90 days ago
1 score