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Over the weekend I vidchatted with my friend in Arizona. He's been unemployed since the end of May. The mostest strongestest economy in the history of forever 'n stuff, amiright? All thanks to the mostest popularestest President, who happens to be incredibly sharp and all that. 81 million votes and all. He can't stand Kumstain Harris and we were laughing about how she never answers any questions. We decided to just answer every question the same way. For example:

"Does anyone know where the stapler is? It was just on my desk this moring."

"Well you know, I come from a middle class family..."

He said he stayed at his mom's place for a few days and she had on The View every day and it drove him insane. He was just about ready to claw his ears off listening to those moonbat bitches constantly talking over each other. Feminists complain about men speaking over women, but all those stupid women do is talk over each other. His mom said, "They're right, you know. They know what they're talking about." Um, hello? Your son's been unemployed for nearly five months. My friend is voting for Trump and his mom thinks he's crazy for saying that 9/11 was an inside job. I suggested that he sit down with her and have her watch Loose Change. My friend has come a long way. He used to be into Michael Moore BS documentaries and such. He voted for John Kerry and all the phonies while I voted for the phony warmongering Bush. We both are now aligned in wanting these bastards to get arrested for treason.

1 day ago
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Over the weekend I vidchatted with my friend in Arizona. He's been unemployed since the end of May. The mostest strongestest economy in the history of forever 'n stuff, amiright? All thanks to the mostest popularestest President, who happens to be incredibly sharp and all that. 81 million votes and all. He can't stand Kumstain Harris and we were laughing about how she never answers any questions. We decided to just answer every question the same way. For example:

"Does anyone know where the stapler is? It was just on my desk this moring."

"Well you know, I come from a middle class family..."

He said he stayed at his mom's place for a few days and she had on The View eery day and it drove him insane. He was just about ready to claw his ears off listening to those moonbat bitches constantly talking over each other. Feminists complain about men speaking over women, but all those stupid women do is talk over each other. His mom said, "They're right, you know. They know what they're talking about." Um, hello? Your son's been unemployed for nearly five months. My friend is voting for Trump and his mom thinks he's crazy for saying that 9/11 was an inside job. I suggested that he sit down with her and have her watch Loose Change. My friend has come a long way. He used to be into Michael Moore BS documentaries and such. He voted for John Kerry and all the phonies while I voted for the phony warmongering Bush. We both are now aligned in wanting these bastards to get arrested for treason.

1 day ago
1 score