Texas rarely has actual reason to talk noise, but has never let that stop it.

It’s hard to fault love of country, but, dear Texas, remember - humility is a virtue, not pride, and the last time you successfully convinced everyone you were awesome and the way of the future, you got a mass migration of Californians. How are those real estate prices going for you?

“Not a good plan.”

Totally unrelated to anything, there’s a Dominion branch office in McKinney, Texas.

Texas rarely has actual reason to talk noise, but has never let that stop it.

It’s hard to fault love of country, but, dear Texas, remember - humility is a virtue, not pride, and the last time you successfully convinced everyone you were awesome and the way of the future, you got a mass migration of Californians. How are those real estate prices going for you?

“Not a good plan.”

Speaking of which, there’s a Dominion branch office in McKinney, Texas.

Texas rarely has actual reason to talk noise, but has never let that stop it.

It’s hard to fault love of country, but, dear Texas, remember - humility is a virtue, not pride, and the last time you successfully convinced everyone you were awesome and the way of the future, you got a mass migration of Californians. How are those real estate prices going for you?

“Not a good plan.”