This probably qualifies as the least shocking “shocking” news to ever be published in the history of news.
Right up there with “Elton John comes out as homosexual.” “Chris Christie likes eating at Golden Corral.” “Michelle Obama’s dong is bigger than Barack’s.”
‘Scuse my sarcasm, but NO WAY!
This probably qualifies as the least shocking “shocking” news to ever be published in the history of news.
Right up there with “Elton John comes out as homosexual.” “Chris Christie likes eating at Golden Corral.” “Michelle Obama’s dong is bigger than Barack’s.”
NO WAY!
This probably qualifies as the least shocking “shocking” news to ever be published in the history of news.
Right up there with “Elton John comes out as homosexual.”