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I glanced at the board on my computer screen. My eyes flickered over

General Chat - Inauguration ----down edition 55 days to the inauguration day.

My brain told me

General Chat - Inauguration Meltdown Edition 55 days to the inauguration day.

I thought, oh, hang on. I was wrong.

And then I realized "but am I?"

Bifurcation. Is that the word?

For some of us, its an Inauguration Countdown. But for some on our planet, its an Inauguration Meltdown, 55 days and counting.

Bring it on. Military-grade popcorn stockpiles have been established, and are ready to be deployed.

And, between you and me, I'm pretty much enjoying the meltdown so far.

Proposition

New Temporary Daily (or Semi-permanent) Sticky Post:

Inauguration Meltdown (XX) Days & Counting

.... listing and compiling all the ways that the Deep State, the Minions, the Cabalites and Lefty Loonies are melting down and losing it, day by day.

Hey, I know its a lot to ask, but a frog can dream, can't he?

Carry on. wwg1wga


I mean, its miniscule, but I'll start:

  • Mika and Whathisface at Morning Joe proceed to visit Trump (formerly Hitler) at Mar-a-lago and say "Oh, we're going to try to be more balanced in our reporting". I.e. they caved and grovelled

  • LA Times Owner decides to adopt a white suit and fires entire editorial board, pledging balanced coverage going forward

  • Ellen DeEpstein flees the USA for UK

  • Ugly Ladies decide to withhold the prospect of sex from (someone), pretending that anyone cares

Etc. Put on your froggy overalls, tadpoles! Add to the list!

6 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

I glanced at the board on my computer screen. My eyes flickered over

General Chat - Inauguration ----down edition 55 days to the inauguration day.

My brain told me

General Chat - Inauguration Meltdown Edition 55 days to the inauguration day.

I thought, oh, hang on. I was wrong.

And then I realized "but am I?"

Bifurcation. Is that the word.

For some of us, its an Inauguration Countdown. But for some on our planet, its an Inauguration Meltdown, 55 days and counting.

Bring it on. Military-grade popcorn stockpiles have been established, and are ready to be deployed.

And, between you and me, I'm pretty much enjoying the meltdown so far.

Proposition:

New Temporary Daily Sticky Post:

Inauguration Meltdown (XX) Days & Counting

.... listing and compiling all the ways that the Deep State, the Minions, the Cabalites and Lefty Loonies are melting down and losing it, day by day.

Hey, I know its a lot to ask, but a frog can dream, can't he?

Carry on. wwg1wga

6 days ago
1 score