Right? It's like no fuckwit ever grabs a gun and shoots someone without pausing to lay the weapon aside, calmly sit down and thoughtfully PEN HIS MEMOIRS first.

The instantaneous release of the manif—er, make that punkifesto—comes off as total BS distraction, maybe from something we don't even know shit about because we're...distracted.

Right? It's like no fuckwit ever grabs a gun and shoots someone without pausing to lay the weapon aside, calmly sit down and thoughtfully PEN HIS MEMOIRS first.

The instantaneous release of the manif—er, make that punkifesto—comes off as total BS distraction, maybe from something we don't even know shit about because we're...distracted.

Right? It's like no fuckwit ever grabs a gun and shoots someone without sitting down and PENNING HIS MEMOIRS first.

Total BS distraction, maybe from something we don't even know shit about because we're...distracted.