'spam' the airwaves with ludicrous-sounding proposals

If you think making Greenland a US territory is ludicrous sounding, then you will be pleasantly surprised to discover it is happening, whenever that may be.

I start here: Trump wants Greenland, and he usually gets what he wants in terms of real estate. That in itself strongly suggests this deal will get done.

Next, he publicly proclaimed to the world that the United States NEEDS Greenland for our national security. So, he MUST obtain it now. Otherwise he'd be leaving our nation unsecured. That isn't Trump's brand at all. He MUST and WILL follow through.

Third, the island is rich in oil and minerals, some rare ones that are needed for future manufacturing and defense applications. Drill baby drill! Cha-chinggggg!

Fourth, many of the Greenlandic people genuinely love America and the idea of being out from under the "King of Denmark" (qeq) and under the protective wing of the US instead.

Fifth, there are rumors of extremely nefarious goings-on under the ice...tunnels? Weaponry? Human trafficking? This one is wispy, but we need to get to the bottom of it.

Sixth, Trump sent Don Jr. as an envoy to Greenland this week. You don't do that if you're just trolling and spamming ludicrous proposals.

This is happening.

'spam' the airwaves with ludicrous-sounding proposals

If you think making Greenland a US territory is ludicrous sounding, then you will be pleasantly surprised to discover it is happening, whenever that may be.

I start here: Trump wants Greenland, and he usually gets what he wants in terms of real estate. That in itself strongly suggests this deal will get done.

Next, he publicly proclaimed to the world that the United States NEEDS Greenland for our national security. So, he MUST obtain it now. Otherwise he'd be leaving our nation unsecured. That isn't Trump's brand at all. He MUST and WILL follow through.

Third, the island is rich in oil and minerals, some rare ones that are needed for future manufacturing and defense applications. Drill baby drill! Cha-chinggggg!

Fourth, many of the Greenlandic people genuinely love America and the idea of being out from under the "King of Denmark" (qeq) and under the protective wing of the US instead.

Fifth, Trump sent Don Jr. as an envoy to Greenland this week. You don't do that if you're just trolling and spamming ludicrous proposals.

This is happening.