I remember when my girlfriend died, and every time I tried to sleep, I'd wake up an hour later because I'd imagine hearing my phone ringing in my sleep and thinking she was calling me.

I hope the swamp creatures are going through that same shit right now. I hope they're waking up every hour they try to sleep, fearful at their overimagination of the Patriots coming to arrest them.

I remember when my girlfriend died, and every time I tried to sleep, I'd wake up an hour later because I'd imagine hearing my phone ringing in my sleep.

I hope the swamp creatures are going through that same shit right now. I hope they're waking up every hour they try to sleep, fearful at their overimagination of the Patriots coming to arrest them.