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Developed purely by chance, too. Just random protons and electrons floating and darting about in a primordial soup, then a lightning strike, and POOF! Atoms form inorganic molecules—which accidentally become organic! (This happens at everyone's house daily...dirt and rocks in the yard, or pots and pans in the kitchen, just suddenly spring to life and start squirmin' and wigglin'. :) Then the molecules begin to consume energy, because of course they know how to; and suddenly arrange themselves into precise and specific order, create amino acids, and then protein chains hundreds of amino acids long, just for the hell of it, et voilà: Homo sapiens from pond scum.

Because items always tend to go from chaos to order and become arranged in impossibly unlikely alignment by themselves. Whenever I throw my clothes on the floor, they wash, iron, and hang themselves up. This is how the universe works. Purely by chance.

3 years ago
13 score
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Developed purely by chance, too. Just random protons and electrons floating and darting about in a primordial soup, then a lightning strike, and POOF! Atoms form inorganic molecules—which accidentally become organic! (This happens at everyone's house daily...dirt and rocks in the yard, or pots and pans in the kitchen, just suddenly start squirmin' and wigglin'. :) Then the molecules begin to consume energy and suddenly arrange themselves into precise and specific order, create amino acids, and then protein chains hundreds of amino acids long just for the hell of it, et voilà: Homo sapiens from pond scum.

Because items always tend to go from chaos to order become arranged in impossibly unlikely alignment by themselves. Whenever I throw my clothes on the floor, they wash, iron, and hang themselves up. This is how the universe works. Purely by chance.

3 years ago
13 score
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Developed purely by chance, too. Just random molecules swimming and darting about in a primordial soup, then a lightning strike, and POOF! Inorganic molecules accidentally become organic, begin to consume energy (because what random molecule wouldn't know how to do that?) and suddenly arrange themselves into precise and specific order, create protein chains hundreds of atoms long just by happenstance, et voilà: Homo sapiens from pond scum.

Because items always tend to become arranged in impossibly unlikely order by themselves. Whenever I throw my clothes on the floor, they wash, iron, and hang themselves up. This is how the universe works. Purely by chance.

3 years ago
1 score