Their “infrastructure” crumbles almost as fast as they put it up. When you get to China, first thing you must do is register with the local police. Then you can travel to some of their many abandoned cities and later visit some of the more populous areas where you can sample some of their amazing dog cooked in gutter oil (careful, don’t slip on the human spit-it’s considered “healthy” to expectorate there) while you watch all the ladies do their perpetual line dances in the parks. Once you get done with all of that, you can pop a squat in a literal hole in the ground they call public restrooms, sans TP (no worries moms and dads-you can just let your child go in the street.) Watch out though, this is rainy season! Bring your rain boots! 3g dam may or may not be about to blow!

Their “infrastructure” crumbles almost as fast as they put it up. When you get to China, first thing you must do is register with the local police. Then you can travel to some of their many abandoned cities and later visit some of the more populous areas where you can sample some of their amazing dog cooked in gutter oil (careful, don’t slip on the human spit-it’s considered “healthy” to expectorate there) while you watch all the ladies do their perpetual line dances in the parks. Once you get done with all of that, you can pop a squat in a literal hole in the ground they call public restrooms, sans TP (no worries moms and dads-you can just let your child go in the street.) Watch out though, this is rainy season! Bring your rain boots! 3g dam may or may not be about to blow!

Their “infrastructure” crumbles almost as fast as they put it up. When you get to China, first thing you must do is register with the local police. Then you can travel to some of their many abandoned cities and later visit some of the more populous areas where you can sample some of their amazing dog cooked in gutter oil (careful, don’t slip on the human spit-it’s considered “healthy” to expect irate there) while you watch all the ladies do their perpetual line dances in the parks. Once you get done with all of that, you can pop a squat in a literal hole in the ground they call public restrooms, sans TP (no worries moms and dads-you can just let your child go in the street.) Watch out though, this is rainy season! Bring your rain boots! 3g dam may or may not be about to blow!

Their “infrastructure” crumbles almost as fast as they put it up. When you get to China, first thing you must do is register with the local police. Then you can travel to some of their many abandoned cities and later visit some of the more populous areas where you can sample some of their amazing dog cooked in gutter oil while you watch all the ladies do their perpetual line dances in the parks. Watch out though, this is rainy season! Bring your rain boots! 3g dam may or may not be about to blow!