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Happen soon, it's going to look like the those depression med commercials. "Feeling deprogrammed, having to think for yourself, all your crazy friends turned out to be right?

Well we have a solution for you, it's called "The Matrix," a VR simulator for people who just want to go back to being the deep state's little bitch. Offering those nostalgic experiences like:

Endless debt, a scenario where you live a simple life with basic amenities and yet somehow go into further and further debt until you have to move back home with your parents.

Uselessly expensive college education, in this scenario you do four years of college only to find out that your degree isn't worth anything because you went to a cost-effective school. You then get stuck not being able to work because the second you do, you have to start paying back the massive pile of debt you accrued.

Endless war, where you play a solider who fights the exact same battle over and over again but never gets closer toward the end goal.

Last but not least, Covid-19 4Eva. Relive all the fear and panic porn of Covid-19 the way it was meant to be, lasting forever in a perpetual cycle until you final beg to be uploaded to the internet to "live free" again, assuming you survive all the boosters.

For 4 easy payments of the price of your soul, "The Matrix VR Simulator can be yours!"

2 years ago
1 score
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Happen soon, it's going to look like the those depression med commercials. "Feeling deprogrammed, having to think for yourself, all your crazy friends turned out to be right?

Well we have a solution for you, it's called "The Matrix," a VR simulator for people who just wanted to go back to being the deep state's little bitch. Offering those nostalgic experiences like

Endless debt, a scenario where you live a simple life with basic amenities and yet somehow go into further and further debt until you have to move back home with your parents.

Uselessly expensive college education, in this scenario you do four years of college only to find out that your degree isn't worth anything because you went to cost-effective school. You then get stuck no being able to work because the second you do, you have to start paying back the massive pile of debt you accrued.

Endless war, where you play a solider who fights the exact same battle over and over again but never get further toward the end goal.

Last but not least, Covid-19 4Eva. Relive all the fear and panic porn of Covid-19 the way it was meant to be, lasting in a perpetual cycle until you final beg to be uploaded to the internet to "live free" again, assuming you survive all the boosters.

2 years ago
1 score