"Look at me holding my human children with my human hands eating normal human food such smoked meats, water, floral plant flesh bulbs, insects, grasses, and ethylene glycol. I always brush my human hair with my human comb and stand to urinate with my human genitalia and sit to defecate with my retractable human anus. I make sure I have proper human nutrition and eat at least 6 gastroliths to help my perfectly normal human digestion. After 6 months of pregnancy I lay my unfertilized eggs in a cold damp place and the male human excretes his spermout of his anus like a normal human man to fertile the eggs which hatch in 6 weeks to go on to find a host and control their body like all normal humans. I like star wars episode one better than the originals and think snl is funny but not Dave Chapelle because he is a racist white supremacist."

"Look at me holding my human children with my human hands eating normal human food such smoked meats, water, floral plant flesh bulbs, insects, grasses, and ethylene glycol. I always brush my human hair with my human comb and stand to urinate with my human genitalia and sit to defecate with my retractable human anus. I make sure I have proper human nutrition and eat at least 6 gastroliths to help my perfectly normal human digestion. After 6 months of pregnancy I lay my unfertilized eggs in a cold damp place and the male human excretes his spermout of his anus like a normal human man to fertile the eggs which hatch in 6 months to go on to find a host and control their body like all normal humans. I like star wars episode one better than the originals and think snl is funny but not Dave Chapelle because he is a racist white supremacist."

"Look at me holding my human children with my human hands eating normal human food such smoked meats, water, floral plant flesh bulbs, insects, grasses, and ethylene glycol. I always brush my human hair with my human comb and stand to urinate with my human genitalia and sit to defecate with my retractable human anus. I make sure I have proper human nutrition and eat at least 6 gastroliths to help my perfectly normal human digestion. After 6 months of pregnancy I lay my unfertilized eggs in a cold damp place and the male human excretes his spermout of his anus like a normal human man to fertile the eggs which hatch to go on to find a host and control their body like all normal humans. I like star wars episode one better than the originals and think snl is funny but not Dave Chapelle."