Thanks, but no thanks! We in the UK do not want either Ginge the Whinge or Meghan the Manipulator back here.

I don't suppose there is any chance of sending you Piers Morgan as well?

I suspect that this is a ploy to get his royal security detail restored. He has complained to the UK government about its removal.

Prince Harry Demands That His Security Be Restored; Threatens UK Govt Of Legal Action

Thanks, but no thanks! We in the UK do not want either Ginge the Whinge or Meghan the Manipulator back here.

I don't suppose there is any chance of sending you Piers Morgan as well?