The wizards and warlocks will not allow another Satanic Evil POS to control our country.

D'oh

This means:

1. Biden is not a Satanic Evil POS, or

2. Biden is clearly not controlling our country, or

3. Oops, plans went sideways, we OBVIOUSLY never the fuck meant for him to actually get inaugurated! Just the election theft of Nov. 3 and the televised coup d'etat of Jan 6 were enough treason to put them all down for good. But, they threatened a nuke attack if we intervened, so dang it...4 years of pseudomedical authoritarian communism, plus soaring violent crime and runaway inflation, plus open borders, inviting in 2 million new democrat voters per year...oh well, sorry! Or...

4. Gotcha! We of course DID allow it, we aren't who you morons thought we were, and now you're fucked, Qtards!

I think we can safely rule out 1 and 4 immediately.

::flips coin::

OK it's No. 2. Trump FTW!

The wizards and warlocks will not allow another Satanic Evil POS to control our country.

D'oh

This means:

1. Biden is not a Satanic Evil POS, or

2. Biden is clearly not controlling our country, or

3. Oops, plans went sideways, we OBVIOUSLY never the fuck meant for him to actually get inaugurated, since just the election theft of Nov. 3 and the televised coup d'etat of Jan 6 were enough treason to put them all down for good. But, they threatened a nuke attack if we intervened, so dang it...4 years of pseudomedical authoritarian communism, plus soaring violent crime and runaway inflation, plus open borders, inviting in 2 million new democrat voters per year...oh well, sorry! Or...

4. Gotcha! We of course DID allow it, we aren't who you morons thought we were, and now you're fucked, Qtards!

I think we can safely rule out 1 and 4 immediately.

::flips coin::

OK it's No. 2. Trump FTW!

The wizards and warlocks will not allow another Satanic Evil POS to control our country.

D'oh

This means:

1. Biden is not a Satanic Evil POS, or

2. Biden is clearly not controlling our country, or

3. Oops, plans went sideways, we OBVIOUSLY never the fuck meant for him to actually get inaugurated, since just the election theft by itself was enough treason to put them all down. But hey, they threatened a nuke attack if we intervened, so dang it...4 years of pseudomedical authoritarian communism, plus soaring violent crime and runaway inflation, plus open borders, inviting in 2 million new democrat voters per year...oh well, sorry! Or...

4. Gotcha! We of course DID allow it, we aren't who you morons thought we were, and now you're fucked, Qtards!

I think we can safely rule out 1 and 4 immediately.

::flips coin::

OK it's No. 2. Trump FTW!

The wizards and warlocks will not allow another Satanic Evil POS to control our country.

D'oh

This means:

1. Biden is not a Satanic Evil POS, or

2. Biden is obviously not controlling our country, or

3. Oops, plans went sideways, obviously we never the fuck meant for him to actually get inaugurated, since just the election theft by itself was enough treason to put them all down. But hey, they threatened a nuke attack if we intervened, so dang it...4 years of pseudomedical authoritarian communism, plus soaring violent crime and runaway inflation, plus open borders, inviting in 2 million new democrat voters per year...oh well, sorry! Or...

4. Gotcha! We of course DID allow it, we aren't who you morons thought we were, and now you're fucked, Qtards!

I think we can safely rule out 1 and 4 immediately.

::flips coin::

OK it's No. 2. Trump FTW!