Zelensky: "How about Friday to set up fake war?"

Putin: (flipping thru his calendar) "No good. Am getting my head polished that day."

Zelensky: "Weekends won't work. Nobody want to go to war on weekends."

Putin: "Very true. Besides, you know my good friend Donald tell us to sit still. We make Ice Cream Man look even more stupid, yes?"

Raucous laughter....

Zelensky:. "How about Friday to set up fake war?"

Putin: (flipping thru his calendar) "No good. Am getting my head polished that day."

Zelensky: "Weekends won't work. Nobody want to go to war on weekends."

Putin: "Very true. Besides, you know my good friend Donald tell us to sit still. We make Ice Cream Man look even more stupid, yes?"

Raucous laughter....