I think it’s more likely the NYSE has children in the basement drawing the stock charts with crayons. Why leave anything to chance with a computer? Just tell the children where the end point will be and let them fill in the rest.

Starting now, I am....Z.! Tomorrow On March 1st at 3:00PM I’m gonna drop a big greasy duece, take a picture of it and tell you ‘future proves past’.

Anon8675309 Hey Z, if you are really Z and predicting the future then prove it and have some corn in tomorrow’s duece. (No problem kid I’ll have some Delmonte for lunch today - future Z proof; corn in the deuce). And you will all oooooh and ahhhh because I have amazingly predicted the future. With infinite resources and full control of everything and everyone around you - the AI/quantum computing/timetravelling bullshit can be summed up with nothing more than a day planner.

I think it’s more likely the NYSE has children in the basement drawing the stock charts with crayons. Why leave anything to chance with a computer? Just tell the children where the end point will be and let them fill in the rest.

Stating now, I am....:Z. Tomorrow On March 1st at 3:00PM I’m gonna drop a big greasy duece, take a picture of it and tell you ‘future proves past’. And you will all oooooh and ahhhh because I have amazingly predicted the future. With infinite resources and full control of everything and everyone around you - the AI/quantum computing/timetravelling bullshit can be summed up with nothing more than a day planner.