Funny you should ask. I defined these on GA just last year.

It's quite simple, really. The profanity modifiers are metric.

A Shit- is 10x. An Ass- is 100x. A Fuck- is 1000x.

If you have a Shitload of product you're trying to move or sell or provide, you're dealing with 10x a normal "load". Whatever that load may be. An Assload would be 100x your normal load/workload/whatever.

If you normally submit 5 TPS reports in a week, but last week you did 500, then you submitted an ASSLOAD of TPS reports!!!

Thus, if a metric ton is 1,000Kg, a metric Fuckton is exactly 1,000,000 kilograms, which is equal to a fucktonne.

I purpose smaller units as well. Cuck 1/10th, Soy 1/100th and Femi 1/1000th.

Thus, a cuckton is 1/10th of a ton, or 200lbs, and a guy who can bench press 2000 Femipounds is a soyboy indeed.

(Please note, the SI prefix KEK is currently undefined, and thus a KEKload or KEKton can be any amount. Our scientist pedes are trying to nail down the true value of KEK but it is very elusive. This is due to the KEKenberg Uncertainty Principle. We can measure where it goes with amazing accuracy (where one goes, all go!) , but this makes it impossible for anyone to see what is coming...)

Funny you should ask. I defined these on GA just last year.

It's quite simple, really. The profanity modifiers are metric.

A Shit- is 10x. An Ass- is 100x. A Fuck- is 1000x.

If you have a Shitload of product you're trying to move or sell or provide, you're dealing with 10x a normal "load". Whatever that load may be. An Assload would be 100x your normal load/workload/whatever.

If you normally submit 5 TPS reports in a week, but last week you did 500, then you submitted an ASSLOAD of TPS reports!!!

Thus, if a metric ton is 1,000Kg, a metric Fuckton is exactly 1,000,000 kilograms, which is equal to a fucktonne.

I purpose smaller units as well. Cuck 1/10th, Soy 1/100th and Femi 1/1000th.

Thus, a cuckton is 1/10th of a ton, or 200lbs, and a guy who can bench press 2000 Femipounds is a soyboy indeed.

(Please note, the SI prefix KEK is currently undefined, and thus a KEKload or KEKton can be any amount. Our scientist pedes are trying to nail down true value of KEK but it is very elusive. This is due to the KEKenberg Uncertainty Principle. We can measure where it goes with amazing accuracy (where one goes, all go!) , but this makes it impossible for anyone to see what is coming...)

Funny you should ask. I defined these on GA just last year.

It's quite simple, really. The profanity modifiers are metric.

A Shit- is 10x. An Ass- is 100x. A Fuck- is 1000x.

If you have a Shitload of product you're trying to move or sell or provide, you're dealing with 10x a normal "load". Whatever that load may be. An Assload would be 100x your normal load/workload/whatever.

If you normally submit 5 TPS reports in a week, but last week you did 500, then you submitted an ASSLOAD of TPS reports!!!

Thus, if a metric ton is 1,000Kg, a metric Fuckton is exactly 1,000,000 kilograms, which is equal to a fucktonne.

I purpose smaller units as well. Cuck 1/10th, Soy 1/100th and Femi 1/1000th.

Thus, a cuckton is 1/10th of a ton, or 200lbs, and a guy who can bench press 2000 Femipounds is a soyboy indeed.