Your dog isn't going to heaven. Sorry. I mean, you can pretend if you want to.

I mean, I WISH the animals were going to eternal paradise. I've eaten a lot of great cheeseburgers and I'd like a second chance at the cows that made them great.

Your dog isn't going to heaven. Sorry. I mean, you can pretend if you want to.

I mean, I wish the animals were going to eternal paradise. I've eaten a lot of great cheeseburgers and I'd like a second chance at the cows that made them great.