“This is ridiculous. That was a perfect cart drive. Perfectly driven. Everyone agreed. You know, I’m often told that I may be one of the greatest, well, I’ve been told I’m the greatest, but let’s just say one of the greatest cart drivers of all time. They really said that, you know. And if it wasn’t for those do nothing losers riding the rough all day, we would have never had to drive so evasively. No other president could have done that. I did that. And I won’t apologize. I have nothi- why would I apologize? I have nothing to apologize for. It was a perfect cart drive. End of story.”

“This is ridiculous. That was a perfect cart drive. Perfectly driven. Everyone agreed. You know, I’m often told that I may be one of the greatest, well, I’ve been told I’m the greatest, but let’s just say one of the greatest cart drivers of all time. They really said that, you know. And if it wasn’t for those do nothing losers riding the rough all day, we would have never had to drive so evasively. No other president could have done that. I did that. And I won’t apologize. I have nothi- why would I apologize. I have nothing to apologize for. It was a perfect cart drive. End of story.”