If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and place that yodeling originated?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your true and false yodelers exist then why have your "true yodelers" silently allowed your "false yodelers" to ruin their reputation for over 3,000 years? Why isn't the filthy rich nation of yodelers who control the world's mainstream media and social media and internet also funding public awareness campaigns to warn everyone about the evil imposters? Why do yodelers only wheel out the "false yodeler" scapegoat whenever one of them gets caught being evil?

Why do "true" and "false" yodelers display the sigil of Remphan on their flags and wear it on their little hats even after Luke warned us it represents the children of Satan?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and place that yodeling originated?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your true and false yodelers exist then why have your "true yodelers" silently allowed your "false yodelers" to ruin their reputation for over 3,000 years? Why isn't the filthy rich nation of yodelers who control the world's mainstream media and social media and internet also funding public awareness campaigns to warn everyone about the evil imposters? Why do yodelers only wheel out the "false yodeler" scapegoat whenever one of them gets caught being evil?

Why do "true" and "false" yodelers display the sigil of Remphan on their flags and wear it on their little hats even after Luke warned us it represented the children of Satan and recognize each other as true yodelers?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and place that yodeling originated?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your true and false yodelers exist then why have your "true yodelers" silently allowed your "false yodelers" to ruin their reputation for over 3,000 years? Why isn't the filthy rich nation of yodelers who control the world's mainstream media and social media and internet also funding public awareness campaigns to warn everyone about the evil imposters? Why do yodelers only wheel out the "false yodeler" scapegoat whenever one of them gets caught being evil?

Why do all yodelers display the sigil of Remphan on their flags and wear it on their little hats even after Luke warned us it represented the children of Satan?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and place as the origin of yodeling?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your true and false yodelers exist then why have your "true yodelers" silently allowed your "false yodelers" to ruin their reputation for over 3,000 years? Why isn't the filthy rich nation of yodelers who control the world's mainstream media and social media and internet also funding public awareness campaigns to warn everyone about the evil imposters? Why do yodelers only wheel out the "false yodeler" scapegoat whenever one of them gets caught being evil?

Why do all yodelers display the sigil of Remphan on their flags and wear it on their little hats even after Luke warned us it represented the children of Satan?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the origin of yodeling?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your true and false yodelers exist then why have your "true yodelers" silently allowed your "false yodelers" to ruin their reputation for over 3,000 years? Why isn't the filthy rich nation of yodelers who control the world's mainstream media and social media and internet also funding public awareness campaigns to warn everyone about the imposters? Why do the "true yodelers" only wheel out the "false yodeler" scapegoat whenever one of them gets caught being evil?

Why do all yodelers display the sigil of Remphan on their flags and wear it on their little hats even after the Gospel warned us it represented the children of Satan?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the origin of yodeling?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your true and false yodelers exist then why have your "true yodelers" silently allowed your "false yodelers" to ruin their reputation for over 3,000 years? Why isn't the filthy rich nation of yodelers who control the world's mainstream media and social media and internet also funding public awareness campaigns to warn everyone about the imposters? Why do the "true yodelers" only wheel out the "false yodeler" scapegoat whenever one of them gets caught being evil?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the origin of yodeling?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your true and false yodelers exist then why have your "true yodelers" silently allowed your "false yodelers" to ruin their reputation for over 3,000 years? Why isn't the filthy rich nation of yodelers who control the world's mainstream media and social media and internet also funding public awareness campaigns to warn the world about the imposters? Why do the "true yodelers" only wheel out the "false yodeler" scapegoat whenever one of them gets caught being evil?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years of uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the origin of yodeling?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history 3,200 years on uninterrupted evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the origin of yodeling?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history a 3,200 year long line of pure evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the origin of yodeling?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your "true yodelers" were infiltrated by "false yodelers" then why is yodel history a 3,200 year long line of pure evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the good yodelers?

If your "true yodelers" and your "false yodelers" both deny the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and ultimately both wriggle around in the same hellfire then why should I care care about the distinction if God doesn't?

If your good yodelers were infiltrated by evil yodelers then why is yodel history a 3,200 year long line of pure evil that dates right back to the same time and the same location as the good yodelers?