Step 4. Look for reports of C_A operations that were "practicing" remote control nuclear bomb explosions in NYC at the exact same time the nuclear bomb went off.
Step 5. Forget you saw those reports when the media never reports them again and lets you know it was a college student with 3 days of "terrorist bomb making training" that created the thermonuclear warhead in his basement with twigs and a cigarette.
Step 6. Totally believe the government reports that come out 5 years after the explosion, that create a schematic of the bomb using nothing but twigs and cigarettes. Pay close attention to the science behind how twigs can burn hotter if ignited by cigarettes.
Step 7. Call anyone who doesn't believe that cigarettes are perfectly good substitutes for plutonium in nuclear devices a "conspiracy theorist." Follow that up by pointing out the obvious. They were built by someone with terrorist bomb making training
Step 8. Laud the greatness of our (s)elected leaders when the subsequent Patriotic Anti-Incendiary and Nuclear Act (the PAIN Act) bans people from breathing unless they get permission from their local Ministry of Smoking, Breathing, and Staying Alive Only If We Say So.
Step 4. Look for reports of C_A operations that were "practicing" remote control nuclear bomb explosions in NYC at the exact same time the nuclear bomb went off.
Step 5. Forget you saw those reports when the media never reports them again and lets you know it was a college student with 3 days of "terrorist bomb making training" that created the thermonuclear warhead in his basement with twigs and a cigarette.
Step 6. Totally believe the government reports that come out 5 years after the explosion, that create a schematic of the bomb using nothing but twigs and cigarettes. Pay close attention to the science behind how twigs can burn hotter if ignited by cigarettes.
Step 7. Call anyone who doesn't believe that cigarettes are perfectly good substitutes for plutonium in nuclear devices a "conspiracy theorist." Follow that up by pointing out the obvious. They were built by someone with terrorist bomb making training
Step 8. Laud the greatness of our leaders when the subsequent Patriotic Anti-Incendiary and Nuclear Act (the PAIN Act) bans people from breathing unless they get permission from their local Ministry of Smoking, Breathing, and Staying Alive Only If We Say So.
Step 4. Look for reports of C_A operations that were "practicing" remote control nuclear bomb explosions in NYC at the exact same time the nuclear bomb went off.
Step 5. Forget you saw those reports when the media never reports them again and lets you know it was a college student with 3 days of "terrorist bomb making training" that created the thermonuclear warhead in his basement with twigs and a cigarette.
Step 6. Totally believe the government reports that come out 5 years after the explosion that create a schematic of the bomb using nothing but twigs and cigarettes. Pay close attention to the science behind how twigs can burn hotter if ignited by cigarettes.
Step 7. Call anyone who doesn't believe that cigarettes are perfectly good substitutes for plutonium in nuclear devices a "conspiracy theorist." Follow that up by pointing out the obvious. They were built by someone with terrorist bomb making training
Step 8. Laud the greatness of our leaders when the subsequent Patriotic Anti-Incendiary and Nuclear Act (the PAIN Act) bans people from breathing unless they get permission from their local Ministry of Smoking, Breathing, and Staying Alive Only If We Say So.
Step 4. Look for reports of C_A operations that were "practicing" remote control nuclear bomb explosions in NYC at the exact same time the nuclear bomb went off.
Step 5. Forget you saw those reports when the media never reports them again and lets you know it was a college student with 3 days of "terrorist bomb making training" that created the thermonuclear warhead in his basement with twigs and a cigarette.
Step 6. Totally believe the government reports that come out 5 years after the explosion that create a schematic of the bomb using nothing but twigs and cigarettes. Pay close attention to the science behind how twigs can burn hotter if ignited by cigarettes.
Step 7. Call anyone who doesn't believe that cigarettes are perfectly good substitutes for plutonium in nuclear devices a "conspiracy theorist." Follow that up by pointing out the obvious. They were built by someone with terrorist bomb making training
Step 8. Laud the greatness of our leaders when the subsequent Patriotic Anti-Incendiary and Nuclear Act (the PAIN Act) bans people from breathing unless they get permission from their local Ministry of Smoking, Breathing, and Staying Living.
Step 4. Look for reports of C_A operations that were "practicing" remote control nuclear bomb explosions in NYC at the exact same time the nuclear bomb went off.
Step 5. Forget you saw those reports when the media never reports them again and lets you know it was a college student with 3 days of "terrorist bomb making training" that created the thermonuclear warhead in his basement with twigs and a cigarette.
Step 6. Totally believe the government reports that come out 5 years after the explosion that create a schematic of the bomb using nothing but twigs and cigarettes. Pay close attention to the science behind how twigs can burn hotter if ignited by cigarettes.
Step 7. Call anyone who doesn't believe that cigarettes are perfectly good substitutes for plutonium in nuclear devices if they are built by someone with terrorist bomb making training a "conspiracy theorist."
Step 8. Laud the greatness of our leaders when the subsequent Patriotic Anti-Incendiary and Nuclear Act (the PAIN Act) bans people from breathing unless they get permission from their local Ministry of Smoking, Breathing, and Staying Living.
Step 4. Look for reports of C_A operations that were "practicing" remote control nuclear bomb explosions in NYC at the exact same time the nuclear bomb went off.
Step 5. Forget you saw those reports when the media never reports them again and lets you know it was a college student with 3 days of "terrorist bomb making training" that created the thermonuclear warhead in his basement with twigs and a cigarette.
Step 6. Totally believe the government reports that come out 5 years after the explosion that create a schematic of the bomb using nothing but twigs and cigarettes. Pay close attention to the science behind how twigs can burn hotter if ignited by cigarettes.
Step 7. Call anyone who doesn't believe that cigarettes are perfectly good substitutes for plutonium in nuclear devices a "conspiracy theorist."
Step 8. Laud the greatness of our leaders when the subsequent Patriotic Anti-Incendiary and Nuclear Act (the PAIN Act) bans people from breathing unless they get permission from their local Ministry of Smoking, Breathing, and Staying Living.
Step 4. Look for reports of C_A operations that were "practicing" remote control nuclear bomb explosions in NYC at the exact same time the nuclear bomb went off.
Step 5. Forget you saw those reports when the media never reports them again and lets you know it was a college student with 3 days of "terrorist bomb making training" that created the thermonuclear warhead in his basement with twigs and a cigarette.