pesticide: poison that kills pests

• Soylent green is people.
• The parts of Soylent Green that aren't people are vegetables.
• The parts of Soylent Green that aren't people and vegetables are bugs.
• Vegetables are genetically modified to be able to soak up pesticides and still survive. --> Vegetables are soaked in pesticides.
• Pesticides kill pests.
• Bugs are pests.
• Pesticides kill bugs.
• People are pests
• Pesticides are absorbed by vegetables.
• People eat vegetables.
• Pesticides kill people
• Bugs, vegetables, and pesticide killed people go into Soylent Green.
• People eat Soylent Green
• People are useless eaters of vegetables, bugs, and people.
• Bugs were killed by our pesticides. Those we didn't kill we ate.
• Vegetables need bugs
• Once all the bugs are gone, there will be no more vegetables
• Then Soylent Green will just be people.
• People will just eat people until there are no more people.
• Once all the people are gone, there will be plenty of bugs and vegetables.

The circle of life is complete.

Perhaps we could have done that a better way, if only we didn't have Evil Overlords that believed us to be Useless Eaters.

pesticide: poison that kills pests

• Soylent green is people.
• The parts of Soylent Green that aren't people are vegetables.
• The parts of Soylent Green that aren't people and vegetables are bugs.
• Vegetables are genetically modified to be able to soak up pesticides and still survive. --> Vegetables are soaked in pesticides.
• Pesticides kill pests.
• Bugs are pests.
• Pesticides kill bugs.
• People are pests
• Pesticides are absorbed by vegetables.
• People eat vegetables.
• Pesticides kill people
• Bugs, vegetables, and pesticide killed people go into Soylent Green.
• People eat Soylent Green
• People are useless eaters of vegetables, bugs, and people.
• Bugs were killed by our pesticides. Those we didn't kill we ate.
• Vegetables need bugs
• Once all the bugs are gone, there will be no more vegetables
• Then Soylent Green will just be people.
• People will just eat people until there are no more people.
• Once all the people are gone, there will be plenty of bugs and vegetables.

The circle of life is complete.