Where do you rate decorative merkins on the KEK scale?

In my book pubic wigs are a perfectly sound topic of conversation for the dinner table and exquisitely whimsical.

Mine, should I ever acquire it, would have the same displacement as a light doona or bed spread and it should be loud, preferably reflecting all light that strikes it.

Where do you rate Decorative Merkins on the KEK scale?

In my book pubic wigs are a perfectly sound topic of conversation for the dinner table and exquisitely whimsical.

Mine, should I ever acquire it, would have the same displacement as a light doona or bed spread and it should be loud, preferably reflecting all light that strikes it.