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Reason: None provided.

Who is Q (or is an integral part of the team)?

Harambe

No really, think about it. There are such things as super-intelligent gorillas (think "Beast" in X-Men). It would just so happen that Harambe is one of those super-intelligent gorillas that has a genius-level understanding of game theory; better than most humans. So the military needed his intellect to pull off the greatest sting operation the world's ever seen, but they couldn't just whisk him off without anyone noticing there's a 600 pound gorilla missing from the zoo.

So the military organized the whole hoopla of that kid falling into Harambe's habitat which led to the zookeeper "shooting" him, which really was a tranquilizer that knocked him out and allowed the military to discreetly transport Harambe to an undisclosed location where he would be hooked up to a device that translated the super gorilla's thoughts for coherent communitcation with the other members of the Q team as they devised the plan.

Shitpost aside: other than DJT (Q+), I think Scavino, Kash, and Chris Miller are on the team as well.

1 year ago
15 score
Reason: None provided.

Who is Q (or is an integral part of the team)?

Harambe

No really, think about it. There is such thing as super-intelligent gorillas (think "Beast" in X-Men). It would just so happen that Harambe is one of those super-intelligent gorillas that has a genius-level understanding of game theory; better than most humans. So the military needed his intellect to pull off the greatest sting operation the world's ever seen, but they couldn't just whisk him off without anyone noticing there's a 600 pound gorilla missing from the zoo.

So the military organized the whole hoopla of that kid falling into Harambe's habitat which led to the zookeeper "shooting" him, which really was a tranquilizer that knocked him out and allowed the military to discreetly transport Harambe to an undisclosed location where he would be hooked up to a device that translated the super gorilla's thoughts for coherent communitcation with the other members of the Q team as they devised the plan.

Shitpost aside: other than DJT (Q+), I think Scavino, Kash, and Chris Miller are on the team as well.

1 year ago
15 score
Reason: None provided.

Who is Q (or is an integral part of the team)?

Harambe

No really, think about it. There is such thing as super-intelligent gorillas (think "Beast" in X-Men). It would just so happen that Harambe is one of those super-intelligent gorillas that profoundly understands game theory; better than most humans. So the military needed his intellect to pull off the greatest sting operation the world's ever seen, but they couldn't just whisk him off without anyone noticing there's a 600 pound gorilla missing from the zoo.

So the military organized the whole hoopla of that kid falling into Harambe's habitat which led to the zookeeper "shooting" him, which really was a tranquilizer that knocked him out and allowed the military to discreetly transport Harambe to an undisclosed location where he would be hooked up to a device that translated the super gorilla's thoughts for coherent communitcation with the other members of the Q team as they devised the plan.

Shitpost aside: other than DJT (Q+), I think Scavino, Kash, and Chris Miller are on the team as well.

1 year ago
15 score
Reason: None provided.

Who is Q (or is an integral part of the team)?

Harambe

No really, think about it. There is such thing as super-intelligent gorillas (think "Beast" in X-Men). It would just so happen that Harambe is one of those super-intelligent gorillas that profoundly understands game theory. So the military needed his intellect to pull off the greatest sting operation the world's ever seen, but they couldn't just whisk him off without anyone noticing there's a 600 pound gorilla missing from the zoo.

So the military organized the whole hoopla of that kid falling into Harambe's habitat which led to the zookeeper "shooting" him, which really was a tranquilizer that knocked him out and allowed the military to discreetly transport Harambe to an undisclosed location where he would be hooked up to a device that translated the super gorilla's thoughts for coherent communitcation with the other members of the Q team as they devised the plan.

Shitpost aside: other than DJT (Q+), I think Scavino, Kash, and Chris Miller are on the team as well.

1 year ago
8 score
Reason: None provided.

Who is Q (or is an integral part of the team)?

Harambe

No really, think about it. There is such thing as super-intelligent gorillas (think "Beast" in X-Men). It would just so happen that Harambe is one of those super-intelligent gorillas that profoundly understands game theory. So the military needed his intellect to pull off the greatest sting operation the world's ever seen, but they couldn't just whisk him off without anyone noticing there's a 600 pound gorilla missing from the zoo.

So the military organized the whole hoopla of that kid falling into Harambe's habitat which led to the zookeeper "shooting" him, which really was a tranquilizer that knocked him out and allowed the military to discreetly transport Harambe to an undisclosed location where he would be hooked up to a device that translated the super gorilla's thoughts for coherent communitcation with the other members of the Q team as they devised the plan.

Shitpost aside: other than DJT (Q+), I think Scavino, Kash, and Chris Miller are on the team as well.

1 year ago
8 score
Reason: None provided.

Who is Q (or is an integral part of the team)?

Harambe

No, think about it. There is such thing as super-intelligent gorillas (think "Beast" in X-Men). It would just so happen that Harambe was one of those super-intelligent gorillas that profoundly understood game theory. So the military needed his intellect to pull off the greatest sting operation the world's ever seen, but they couldn't just whisk him off without anyone noticing there's a 600 pound gorilla missing from the zoo.

So the military organized the whole hoopla of that kid falling into Harambe's habitat which led to a zookeeper "shooting" him, which really was a tranquilizer that knocked him out and allowed that military to discreetly transport Harambe to an undisclosed location where he would be hooked up to a device that translated the super gorillas' thoughts for coherent communitcation with the other members of the Q team as they devised the plan.

Shitpost aside: other than DJT (Q+), I think Scavino, Kash, and Chris Miller are on the team as well.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Who is Q?

Harambe

No, think about it. There is such thing as super-intelligent gorillas (think "Beast" in X-Men). It would just so happen that Harambe was one of those super-intelligent gorillas that profoundly understood game theory. So the military needed his intellect to pull off the greatest sting operation the world's ever seen, but they couldn't just whisk him off without anyone noticing there's a 600 pound gorilla missing from the zoo.

So the military organized the whole hoopla of that kid falling into Harambe's habitat which led to a zookeeper "shooting" him, which really was a tranquilizer that knocked him out and allowed that military to discreetly transport Harambe to an undisclosed location where he would be hooked up to a device that translated the super gorillas' thoughts for coherent communitcation with the other members of the Q team as they devised the plan.

1 year ago
1 score