Sides? I thought we were all Americans, on the same side, gay and straight and hyphenated Muslims and Jews and Black Americans, like in all the great wars from the Revolution (skipping over the racist unpleasantries in the 1860’s”) to the most recent battles against the Russians by proxy in the Ukraine.

‘‘Twas the great cult of personality for a flim flam real estate salesman and TV game show host that divided us (in your mind) between “us and them”.

We think you are hilarious and nobody is afraid of the Gravy Seals. You’ll all be winded on the first staircase that comes between you and “us” (the normal people that live and let live and go on about our own affairs).

You are in a cult. Following a cheap criminal jack ass the world laughs at. And a skinny Filipino American adolescent grifter who can barely grow a moustache. You do know he’s fat and bald like any other 80 year old game show host, right?

The world laughs at you. And you remain blissfully unaware how silly you look.

Sides? I thought we were all Americans, on the same side, gay and straight and hyphenated Muslims and Jews and Black Americans, like in all the great wars from the Revolution (skipping over the racist unpleasantries in the 1860’s”) to the most recent battles against the Russians by proxy in the Ukraine.

‘‘Twas the great cult of personality for a film flam real estate salesman that divided us in your mind between “us and them”.

You are in a cult. Following a cheap criminal jack ass the world laughs at. And a skinny Filipino American adolescent grifter who can barely grow a moustache.

The world laughs at you. And you remain blissfully unaware how silly you look.