I screwed up a decade ago and ended up on probation (misdemeanor) and had to go take drug tests. One time they call out Andrew Blahblahblah and this almost passable thing in a miniskirt gets up to go piss in a cup on the men's side. Me and one other guy about fell out of our chair laughing... apparently the other thirty people there didn't share our sense of humor.

I screwed up a decade ago and ended up on probation (misdemeanor) and had to go take drug tests. One time they call out Andrew Blahblahblah and this almost passable thing in a miniskirt gets up to go piss in a cup on the men's side. Me and one other guy about fell out of our chairs laughing.