"I absolutely believe I can win this race" does not equal "I'm going to kick Trump's ass in the primaries".

That said, the only ass Chrispy Creme could possibly kick would be his own, since it wraps around from the back to the front. Problem is he can't lift his leg more than a foot off the ground to be able to do that.

He looks more like a paid actor to me now... like those smack-talking pre-fight interviews that fighters do, before they get KO'd in the first round. That's what this looks like. 🤣

Remember in the 2016 election primaries he ate Marco Rubio for lunch during one of the debates and successfully labeled him "Marco Roboto" for all his memorized talking points? That was awesome, is all.

"I absolutely believe I can win this race" does not equal "I'm going to kick Trump's ass in the primaries".

That said, the only ass Chrispy Creme could possibly kick would be his own, since it wraps around from the back to the front. Problem is he can't lift his leg more than a foot off the ground to be able to do that.

Remember in the 2016 election primaries he ate Marco Rubio for lunch during one of the debates and successfully labeled him "Marco Roboto" for all his memorized talking points? That was awesome, is all.

"I absolutely believe I can win this race" does not equal "I'm going to kick Trump's ass in the primaries".

That said, the only ass Chrispy Creme could possibly kick would be his own, since it wraps around from the back to the front. Problem is he can't lift his leg more than a foot off the ground to be able to do that.