That’s the only reason I’m leaning that direction these days. I can’t prove it either direction, but check out this mountain-sized pile of dogsh*r they’re lying about, before turning to you and saying “The earth is round. Trust us. Why would we lie?”

“Gosh I dunno, cause you’re of your father, the devil, and you’re so inverted you probably even put your damned underwear on backwards?”

That’s the only reason I’m leaning that direction these days. I can’t prove it either direction, but check out this mountain-sized pile of dogsh*r they’re lying about, before turning to you and saying “The earth is round. Trust us. Why would we lie?”

“Gosh I dunno, cause you’re of your father, the devil?”