Rumor has it that Germany has secretly established a top-secret organization known as the "German Efficiency Control Center" (GECC). According to this rumour, the GECC's mission is to ensure that every aspect of German life operates with unparalleled efficiency and precision.

The GECC supposedly monitors everything from the speed at which sausages are produced to the precise angles at which cars are parked. It is said that they have developed advanced algorithms to calculate the optimal time it takes for someone to say "Guten Tag" and the exact number of bratwursts needed for a successful Oktoberfest.

Furthermore, it is believed that the GECC has implemented a network of highly trained efficiency agents who discreetly infiltrate German households to rearrange kitchen utensils in the most efficient manner possible. They also allegedly conduct random efficiency inspections at German businesses, ensuring that employees maintain the perfect balance between productivity and leisurely coffee breaks.

Unbelievably sinister, if true. I can't blame them for fighting back.

Germans always struck me as having this kind of sheep-like obedience.