As much as I want to say something like…

“So your claim to fame in life is cheating as an adult to try and hold a record in a children’s toy?

Quite the accomplishment. Your ‘father’ must be proud, wherever he is.”

… Jesus was sent to heal the broken, and not to break them further. What’s the constructive response to clean up this shattered soul?

“So your claim to fame in life is cheating as an adult to try and hold a record in a children’s toy?

Quite the accomplishment. Your ‘father’ must be proud, wherever he is.”