Rodney Dangerfield was the Beatles of standup comedy: meaning there's Rodney, and then there's everyone else, who wishes they were as good as Rodney.

"Are you kiddin', I know I'm ugly. When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

"Then he slapped me—and the nurses got in a couple, too!"

Rodney Dangerfield was the Beatles of standup comedy.

There's Rodney, and then there's everyone else, who wishes they were as good as Rodney.

"Are you kiddin', I know I'm ugly. When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.

"Then he slapped me—and the nurses got in a couple, too!"