Fellow Americans,

Surveillance in foreign countries, along with intel procured from various sources has alerted us to a possible hotspot of inhumane and sadistic sects devoted to no other barbarous research than science.

War crimes and atrocious acts are being committed, children are stolen, and according to our reports a false god is being worshipped (Kai'U), that was also taken from African myth and used in a recently cancelled children's show to indoctrinate our young. Our sources suggest that a compound is hidden within the mountains in a secure northeastern location.

Big Daddy 1790 TSGA

Fellow Americans,

Surveillance in foreign countries, along with intel procured from various sources has alerted us to a possible hotspot of inhumane and sadistic sects devoted to no other barbarous research than science.

War crimes and atrocious acts are being committed, children are stolen, and according to our reports a false god is being worshipped (Kai'U), that was also taken from African myth and used in a recently cancelled children's show to indoctrinate our young. Our sources suggest that a compound is hidden within the mountains in a secure northeastern location.

Big Daddy 1790 TSGA