Lol thanks for proving my point
The whole point of Bitcoin (and all cryptocurrency) is that it's not controlled. It started as a reaction to the unstable market crashes of fiat currency.
It is decentralized. It's value is based on it's digital utility and the marketplace that owns it.
If you're looking to invest in crypto, I would go with Etherium, as Bitcoin has passed it's prime for making substantial money.
Um there's dozens of evergreen plants that exist, not just pine trees.