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homoerectus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The 10 inch dildo that I keep on my bedstand is named "Boom" so my theory is that when it truly is happening GEOTUS will sneak into my bedroom with the stealth of the tooth fairy, swipe the dildo from my bedstand and proceed to execute the deep state one by one with the blunt, veiny phallus of justice. Boooom! BOOM! Boooooooom!