BUT IF YOU BUY OUR PILLOWS, WE'LL HELP YOU SLEEP!! ORDER NOW!! IF YOU TYPE IN CODE "Q", WE'LL GIVE YOU A 60% DISCOUNT ON ALL PURCHASES!!!
SLEEP WELL, PATRIOTS!! DON'T LET THE GLOBALIST PEDOPHILES RUIN YOUR PRECIOUS 8 HOURS OF DOWNTIME!!!
IF YOU ACT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A PAIR OF GIZA SHEETS AT 40% OFF!!!
I'M MIKE LINDELL AND I USED TO SMOKE CRACK!!! BUT I DON'T ANY MORE AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS THING AND HAVE 4 MORE YEARS OF MAGA!!!
"Those who know, cannot sleep"
BUT IF YOU BUY OUR PILLOWS, WE'LL HELP YOU SLEEP!! ORDER NOW!! IF YOU TYPE IN CODE "Q", WE'LL GIVE YOU A 60% DISCOUNT ON ALL PURCHASES!!!
SLEEP WELL, PATRIOTS!! DON'T LET THE GLOBALIST PEDOPHILES RUIN YOUR PRECIOUS 8 HOURS OF DOWNTIME!!!
IF YOU ACT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A PAIR OF GIZA SHEETS AT 40% OFF!!!
I'M MIKE LINDELL AND I USED TO SMOKE CRACK!!! BUT I DON'T ANY MORE AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS THING AND HAVE 4 MORE YEARS OF MAGA!!!
Wait, Lindell might be helping MAGA. Let's throw out some ridicule to get people to doubt him, just in case he might be effective . .
I was joking. I love Mike.
Ok, this whole thread has me wiping tears - thanks for the belly laugh!
Hey, that Q discount code is the best discount out there for MyPillows right now. I got mine with that code!