270 Mods please sticky, Simon Parkes is not a trustworthy source. This sealed the deal for me. Dude claims to bang aliens, and had an alien he calls mum. (youtu.be) posted 3 years ago by JohnBarron 3 years ago by JohnBarron +272 / -2 114 comments share 114 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Hold on now...before we all start judging on him, he may have hooked up with an old girlfriend of mine. That crazy whore.