shes just a dumb alcoholic who inherited a politcal/criminal empire from her father. her handlers push her around and tell her what to do and then they trick her into thinking it was her decision. i doubt there are any intelligent people in congress at all amongst the elected officials there, nobody in congress is ever able to act on anything effectively. i think congress is just a gaggle of flailing NPCs retards, all of whom are the owned private property of people who are too legitimately influential to be bothered wasting their time being a sheeny political salesman in a suit who worries more about if their hair looks OK than about the bottom line.

i wouldn't even be all that surprised to find out that pelosi is an animatronic dummy that george lucas' people built, i'd believe that before i'd believe that she is some sort of evil brainiac. Women have undersized brains to begin with, take a female mini-brain and soak it in a powerful solvent like ethanol for more than half a century, whats left?