That's the most ridiculous shit I've heard today. How the hell can there be security threats with that many troops surrounding the damned place? And fencing and barbed wire. Do they want some more fucking troops? I'm sure Trump can send in another 25,000 if that'll make the little wusses feel safer.

Plus, it's not like he'll remember, anyway. He probably can't remember his name, at this point, much less anything about the inauguration. Maybe they should tattoo some instructions on his chest like that dude from Memento.