The date is Jan 19 2021, 7:00a pst
? SHITPOST ?
->lying in bed, haven't slept in 13 days, eyes blood shot.
->Refreshing GAW frantically looking for any indication of current status.
->Phone vibrates, EMERGENCY ALERT
->"THIS IS IT, ITS FINALLY HERE" you cry out
->In your excitement you fat finger the airplane mode button.
->After fixing your setting, you hit the Emergency Alert notification at once
->Tears streaming down your face, volume at max, ready to hang on every word, you finally hear...
->"I'm interrupting this Emergency Broadcast right now to bring you deep discounts, not just on MyPillows but also on my mattress topper, sheets and so much more"
TOP KEK.