The date is Jan 19 2021, 7:00a pst
? SHITPOST ?
->lying in bed, haven't slept in 13 days, eyes blood shot.
->Refreshing GAW frantically looking for any indication of current status.
->Phone vibrates, EMERGENCY ALERT
->"THIS IS IT, ITS FINALLY HERE" you cry out
->In your excitement you fat finger the airplane mode button.
->After fixing your setting, you hit the Emergency Alert notification at once
->Tears streaming down your face, volume at max, ready to hang on every word, you finally hear...
->"I'm interrupting this Emergency Broadcast right now to bring you deep discounts, not just on MyPillows but also on my mattress topper, sheets and so much more"
It'll be the dawn of a bright new age! ?
Excellent kek!