Older anons might remember this one.. it works for satire at the moment sure, but desperation might make this real soon enough.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-17833/Clinton-staff-accused-vandalising-White-House.html

Earlier this week it was learned that many computer keyboards in the White House are missing the letter "W" which is President Bush's middle initial. He is often known by that alone. It was the extent and organised nature of the mischief that apparently persuaded the incoming Bush staffers that it was more than just a prank.

"There are dozens, if not hundreds, of keyboards with these missing keys," a White House aide said. "In some cases the 'W' is marked out, but the most prevalent example is the key being removed.