LGBTQ Awesome.!!!! I tell everyone at work now that I’m “Q” - questioning. Oh what a breath of fresh air to know that merit and seniority matter not to me anymore. For I have risen above the chaff and entered the most holiest of holies, a protected class of ‘victimless victims’!!!! For by claiming our allegiance to “Q” we are entitled to all the benefits and rewards that decades of sufferance has begotten, without having to perform all of those nasty little acts with penises required by the “G” and “T” teams. Gooooooooo ‘Q’ (in my bestest gay voice EVA)!
LGBTQ Awesome.!!!! I tell everyone at work now that I’m “Q” - questioning. Oh what a breath of fresh air to know that merit and seniority matter not to me anymore. For I have risen above the chaff and entered the most holiest of holies, a protected class of ‘victimless victims’!!!! For by claiming our allegiance to “Q” we are entitled to all the benefits and rewards that decades of sufferance has begotten, without having to perform all of those nasty little acts with penises required by the “G” and “T” teams. Gooooooooo ‘Q’ (in my bestest gay voice EVA)!
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