3 “Blessed are the Doomers, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 4 “Blessed are those who mourn for the expectations of 1/6/21, for they shall be comforted. 5 “Blessed are the Anons, for they shall inherit the earth. 6 “Blessed are the Patriots who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied. 7 “Blessed are the merciful Pedes, for they shall receive rides on the Trump Train. 8 “Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. 9 “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. 10 “Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11 “Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. 12 Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.