TDW: O that we now had here

But one ten thousand of those men in GreatAwakening

That do no work today!

TRUMP: What's he that wishes so?

My cousin, Q? No, my fair cousin;

If we are mark'd to die, we are enough

To do our country loss; and if to live,

The fewer men, the greater share of honor!

God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.

By Jove, I am not covetous for doots..

Nor care I who doth doom upon our posts;

It yearns me not if men my comments vote;

Such outward things dwell not in my desires.

But if it be a sin to covet comments,

I am the most offending soul alive.

No, faith, my Q, wish not a man from the win.

God's peace! I would not lose so great an comment

As one man more methinks would share from me

For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!

Rather proclaim it, theDonald, through my host,

That he which hath no stomach to this fight,

Let him depart; his passport shall be made,

And b'tcoin for convoy put into his purse;

We would not die in that man's company

That fears his meme should die with us.

This day is call'd the feast of Hopium!

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,

Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,

And rouse him at the name of Hopium.

He that shall live this day, and see old age,

Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors,

And say "To-morrow is Inauguration Day."

Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,

And say "These memes I had Inauguration day."

Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,

But he'll remember, with advantages,

What posts he did that day. Then shall our names,

Familiar in his mouth as household words—

Trump the King, Doggos and Shadowman,

SportzStar and PsychoMode, Floridius and zettapede—

Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Tump's Inauguration shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be rememberèd—

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition;

And gentlemen in other channels now a-bed

Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Inauguration day!