Okay folks. Now I posted this earlier and got deported for it, and rightly so, because I was so freaked out about it that I posted it as a mockery. I’ve been thinking about it all day and I’m still freaking out about it. (Not freaking out in a leftist, sobbing and screaming sort of way, but in a thoughtful, “Did God actually send me a message?” sort of way.) So anyway, here’s the story. Someone posted about “Gematria,” which I’d heard of but never looked into. I DDG’d it and came up with a calculator in which you could enter a word or phrase and it would calculate a numerical value and show you other words and phrases with the same value. I thought, “Hmm…what word or phrase should I calculate? Not my name…not my pet’s name or the name of my street…something completely random...” Sitting there trying to think of a neutral, uninteresting word or phrase to try this. I let my mind go blank. Then it comes to me: “shetland pony”. Just an innocuous, meaningless pair of words. I type it in and I get these phrases (and others) that match the numeric value of my “random phrase”: It’s God Kill Eric; Not an option; Wisdom Courage; John Kennedy Jr; November Third; Kayleigh McEnany; Happy Birthday; Be kind and let speak; Alpha Messiah Omega; Save the Children; Stop the fraud; Believe Info Facts; Michael the Archangel; Intersteller; Free Your Mind; Galactic Federation; Tonight Be Ready; See you Soon; Trump wins; Yes I Promise; See the future; My Great Test Here’s a link https://www.gematrix.org/?word=shetland+pony#english-results Make fun of me if you will, I deserve it for mocking the person who posted the Gematria earlier, but I’m stunned. I honestly feel like God sent me to that site and put that “random” horse breed name into my head to send a message.
Edit: Now I understand that the site returns mostly results that other people have entered as search terms. There are a shit-ton of Q supporters who go there and use it so there are a shit-ton of results that are words/phrases meaningful to said Q supporters. Think of it like this: If the majority of visitors to the site were fishermen, then the results would tend to be fishing oriented, like “Trout”, “Bass Tracker”, “Beetle Spin Best Lure” and so on.
So anyway, I feel slightly silly for getting so excited, but nonetheless, it was a fun afternoon, thinking that I received a special message.
Did you bother to look at the pages of other results? In addition to hundreds of random phrases, it also matches:
Yahweh is Satan
Masturbation
The Illuminati
Dr Evil
Sterilize
Im fat and ugly
The lamb is the antichrist
To be born of the darkness
Rent free in my head
Unholy bride
Evil maniac
Energy crisis
Find anymore messages from God to you out of those?
Well, I am getting quite plump lately so I suppose "I'm fat and ugly" might apply, but I was only looking at the English results, so I didn't see that one.