I love that my neighbors all think I'm a bitch and are kind scared to approach me because I hate neighbors and cannot wait to move to our land soon and not have any anymore. Just think, if they think you're the crazy guy, you can indiscriminately scream at their kids for being too loud (and they will run away), you won't have to buy Halloween candy, and no one will bother you at inconvenient times knocking on your door for stupid things.
I love that my neighbors all think I'm a bitch and are kind scared to approach me because I hate neighbors and cannot wait to move to our land soon and not have any anymore. Just think, if they think you're the crazy guy, you can indiscriminately scream at their kids for being too loud (and they will run away), you won't have to buy Halloween candy, and no one will bother you at inconvenient times knocking on your door for stupid things.