141 () posted 3 years ago by The_Real_Jameson 3 years ago by The_Real_Jameson +141 / -0 43 comments share 43 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Posted in another thread but fits here as well:
DARK WINTER
Chapter I > 100 days of National mandatory lockdowns
Chapter II > Mandatory face masks in every state FOREVER!
Chapter III > Mandatory vaccines for everyone, except members of Congress or the Judicial or Executive Branches
Chapter IV > Abortion is hereby now legal up to 70 years post-partum
Chapter V > Sniffing children, yeah, now legal at any age
Chapter VI > Sex with children now legal at any age
Chapter VII > C'mon, man! Is now the National Motto
Chapter VIII > The United States is at war with Eastasia. The United States has always been at war with Eastasia.
Chapter X > The Ten Commandments are now null and void
Chapter XI > No more border wall
Chapter XII > It is illegal to say anything in the USA unless I say it is legal to say and I say it first
Chapter XIII > Friday the 13th is a National Holiday for any and all members of US Govt's, both Federal and State
Chapter XIV > Churches of any denomination are now illegal and MUST be turned into strip clubs, except Mosques which are sacred
Chapter XV > ALL sanctions against China are null and void
Chapter XVI > The Pope is immune from ANY and ALL crimes he may or may not have committed
Chapter XVII > Firearms of any kind are now ILLEGAL to own by any private citizen unless you are in Law Enforcement or the Military