Harris won't immediately move into vice president's residence
Vice President Kamala Harris will not immediately move into the Naval Observatory, the vice president's residence, because of home maintenance and repairs, her office said on Wednesday evening.
Because a water main broke, duh.
Or maybe it was a toilet that was leaking a little bit.
Once you send all the Republican poll watchers away, you can pull out the 5 billion pre-printed Biden votes from under the curtained table and start counting and counting.
Wait... Sorry I was thinking of something else.