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BILLY MAYS HERE BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR A NEW EXCLUSIVE OFFER! DO YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED AND LOADED FOR A PILLOW FIGHT? DO YOU NEED THE HEFT OF A GOOD PILLOW TO KNOCK DOWN YOUR CHILDREN AND FRIENDS AND SHOW THEM WHO THE PILLOW KING IS? WITH MYPILLOW'S PATENTED INTERLOCKING FILL, IT WILL STAY FIRM NO MATTER HOW MANY THRASHINGS YOU GIVE. IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A FREE PILLOW CASE MADE FROM REAL GIZA COTTON. YOU SEE, GIZA COTTON IS GROWN BETWEEN TWO RIVERS AND THAT MAKES IT EXTRA PREMIUM! FEEL THE THREADS SMOOTHLY GLIDE OVER THEIR FACES AS THIS PREMIUM, SOFT PILLOWCASE SMASHES AGAINST THEM! BUT WAIT, THERE'S EVEN MORE! IF YOU BUY WITHIN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS OF THIS PRERECORDED TEXT MESSAGE AIRING ON GREATAWAKENING.WIN, WE'LL GIVE YOU 50% OFF OF A SECOND MYPILLOW, SO THAT YOU CAN DUAL WIELD THEM LIKE THE PILLOW KING OF LEGENDS.